You know how

people give opposite nicknames

to sound cool?

Like tiny is a giant

Or curly is a cue-ball

But this one is cruel

The butt of your joke

Has me wound up tight

Though I know its untrue

Calling this DD woman

a boy, when my chest ain’t flat..

I’m going to come unglued.

Unbound me from your curse

Accept that I am curvaceous

Give me the cure

Accept me as buxom

Say I drive you wild

If your heart be pure.